<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6790324430879308304</id><updated>2011-04-21T12:27:11.545-07:00</updated><category term='ovnis ufo alien'/><category term='suicídio'/><category term='casamento'/><category term='jornal'/><category term='brasil'/><title type='text'>I'm Voltei</title><subtitle type='html'>Se I'm voltei, eu believo!</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://imvoltei.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6790324430879308304/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://imvoltei.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Se I'm Voltei, Eu Believo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03495484514513716083</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6790324430879308304.post-1897480209877596702</id><published>2009-03-10T13:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-10T14:10:56.128-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Matar  Aula de Inglês dá Nisso:</title><content type='html'>Pra começar, eu também devo assumir que não sou nenhum expert da língua inglesa, mas algumas coisas fazem a gente torcer o nariz, fala a verdade... Então, eu tava aqui lendo uns artigos sobre uns joguinhos legais como eu sempre faço e eis que me deparo com um atropelo desses... O &lt;span class="fullpost"&gt;&lt;strike&gt;filha da puta&lt;/strike&gt; sujeito trocou as bolas legal quando foi falar do game Metal Gear Solid:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_i5jD10A31_U/SZTpxTmaRLI/AAAAAAAABEg/O054SrEhmr8/s400/Metal+Gear+Solid+2+Sons+of+Liberty+Soundtrack.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_i5jD10A31_U/SZTpxTmaRLI/AAAAAAAABEg/O054SrEhmr8/s400/Metal+Gear+Solid+2+Sons+of+Liberty+Soundtrack.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;E aqui a tradução dele:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vsp1UOtYeaI/SbbWnIbqMKI/AAAAAAAAAAs/nRft_dBPXfI/s1600-h/metal+gear.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 356px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vsp1UOtYeaI/SbbWnIbqMKI/AAAAAAAAAAs/nRft_dBPXfI/s400/metal+gear.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5311668778296815778" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;uhaehuaehuaheuaeuhauehauheuahuehaehuaheu&lt;img src="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/ADMINI%7E1/CONFIG%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6790324430879308304-1897480209877596702?l=imvoltei.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://imvoltei.blogspot.com/feeds/1897480209877596702/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://imvoltei.blogspot.com/2009/03/matar-aula-de-ingles-da-nisso.html#comment-form' title='0 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6790324430879308304/posts/default/1897480209877596702'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6790324430879308304/posts/default/1897480209877596702'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://imvoltei.blogspot.com/2009/03/matar-aula-de-ingles-da-nisso.html' title='Matar  Aula de Inglês dá Nisso:'/><author><name>Se I'm Voltei, Eu Believo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03495484514513716083</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_i5jD10A31_U/SZTpxTmaRLI/AAAAAAAABEg/O054SrEhmr8/s72-c/Metal+Gear+Solid+2+Sons+of+Liberty+Soundtrack.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6790324430879308304.post-242218995377821851</id><published>2009-03-10T13:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-10T13:26:31.953-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ovnis ufo alien'/><title type='text'>Eles Estão Voltando!</title><content type='html'>Muito se fala numa invasão alienígena na terra. Pois bem, trago más notícias: Eles já voltaram! E ainda digo mais, vieram à terra para explorar o mercado de tornearia e metalúrgica:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vsp1UOtYeaI/SbbL0AVbTkI/AAAAAAAAAAk/RR85VzfSWhY/s1600-h/DSC00040.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 416px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vsp1UOtYeaI/SbbL0AVbTkI/AAAAAAAAAAk/RR85VzfSWhY/s400/DSC00040.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5311656904833584706" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Eu sabia!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Imagem cedida pelo meu amigo &lt;a href="http://www.orkut.com.br/Main#Profile.aspx?uid=1871014430901989746"&gt;Everton&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vsp1UOtYeaI/SbbL0AVbTkI/AAAAAAAAAAk/RR85VzfSWhY/s1600-h/DSC00040.JPG"&gt;(Clique na Imagem Para Ampliar)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6790324430879308304-242218995377821851?l=imvoltei.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://imvoltei.blogspot.com/feeds/242218995377821851/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://imvoltei.blogspot.com/2009/03/eles-estao-voltando.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6790324430879308304/posts/default/242218995377821851'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6790324430879308304/posts/default/242218995377821851'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://imvoltei.blogspot.com/2009/03/eles-estao-voltando.html' title='Eles Estão Voltando!'/><author><name>Se I'm Voltei, Eu Believo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03495484514513716083</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vsp1UOtYeaI/SbbL0AVbTkI/AAAAAAAAAAk/RR85VzfSWhY/s72-c/DSC00040.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6790324430879308304.post-3580457052431793459</id><published>2009-02-20T20:54:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-21T09:19:39.090-08:00</updated><title type='text'>PENSO!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vsp1UOtYeaI/SZ-JNJKxgrI/AAAAAAAAAAc/L0Y4vt_Heqw/s1600-h/PENSO.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 168px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vsp1UOtYeaI/SZ-G2Qa5EfI/AAAAAAAAAAU/Uka08nWo1T8/s400/Paulinho.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5305107152744550898" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;(clique na imagem para ampliar)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6790324430879308304-3056034673528884780?l=imvoltei.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://imvoltei.blogspot.com/feeds/3056034673528884780/comments/default' title='Postar comentários'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://imvoltei.blogspot.com/2009/02/tenso.html#comment-form' title='1 Comentários'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6790324430879308304/posts/default/3056034673528884780'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6790324430879308304/posts/default/3056034673528884780'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://imvoltei.blogspot.com/2009/02/tenso.html' title='TENSO!'/><author><name>Se I'm Voltei, Eu Believo</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/03495484514513716083</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vsp1UOtYeaI/SZ-G2Qa5EfI/AAAAAAAAAAU/Uka08nWo1T8/s72-c/Paulinho.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6790324430879308304.post-6377657732550135563</id><published>2009-02-17T14:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-17T14:31:29.872-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='suicídio'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='casamento'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brasil'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jornal'/><title type='text'>Jornais do meu Brasil</title><content type='html'>E aew? beleuza?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Então, pra começar esse aqui que vai ser um blog pretensiosamente de humor, vou começar postando esse recorte de jornal que eu encontrei perambulando pela net, veja só o motivo pelo qual o rapaz se suicidou:&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vsp1UOtYeaI/SZs5TWk8tBI/AAAAAAAAAAM/ZEdMGc4ujsI/s1600-h/Cr%C3%B4nica.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; 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